A Conversation

The other day, one of the residents where I live and I had this conversation:

She: When did you dye your hair?
I: I didn't dye it; I cut it.
She: I see that you cut it, but you dyed it, too, right?
I: No. I just wear it differently now that it's short, so more grey shows.
She: Really? It looks dyed. I thought you dyed it because you were in a play or something.

I might start telling people that I dyed it because I've taken up theater.